I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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