Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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