you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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