Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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