was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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