oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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