just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All the doctor said was why
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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