just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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