I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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