did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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