using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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