i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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