those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
just found out that she named her cat after me.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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