I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
vagina is talking i cant
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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