what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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