I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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