"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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