Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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