so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
this beer tastes like vomit already
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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