It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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