I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
