is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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