i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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