i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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