Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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