he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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