There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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