Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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