summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wish i was in the wii world.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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