That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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