This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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