Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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