Your tits are I can't wait for
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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