Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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