I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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