Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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