he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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