we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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