it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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