Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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