super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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