The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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