You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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