I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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