Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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