I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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