The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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