Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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