i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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