when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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