whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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