Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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