ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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